2017 Legacy: The 10th Anniversary iPhone
Why was it $1,000? Because the “future” has a very high entry fee and no Home button. Part of the 78 Office Groaners: The 2017… Read More »2017 Legacy: The 10th Anniversary iPhone
2017 Classic: The Grape
I’m “whining” about the GPU shortages. Part of the 117 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Fidget Spinner & Switch Edition (2017) archive. Historically Verified
2016 Archive: The Fifth Harmony “Work from Home”
Why the sledgehammers? For the girl group anthem that made everyone want to quit their jobs and dance in a construction site. Part of the… Read More »2016 Archive: The Fifth Harmony “Work from Home”
2016 Vintage: The Nocturnal Animals
I told her I’m a night owl. She said, “You’re a ‘Night-ignore-er’—you ignore the baby’s crying at 3 AM.” Part of the 57 Marriage Jokes:… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Nocturnal Animals
2016 Archive: The Fidget Spinner
A guy is trying to balance a spinning piece of plastic on his nose while ordering a beer. The bartender says, “I’ll give you a… Read More »2016 Archive: The Fidget Spinner
2016 Classic: Zendaya’s Mullet
Why was it a choice? Because Zendaya is the only human being capable of making a business-in-the-front, party-in-the-back hairstyle look like high fashion. Part of… Read More »2016 Classic: Zendaya’s Mullet
2015 Archive: The Computer Screen Saver Hypnosis
Sitting perfectly still in an office chair for twenty minutes, completely mesmerized by the digital “3D Pipes” animation, believing it is a live security feed… Read More »2015 Archive: The Computer Screen Saver Hypnosis
2015 Archive: The “Trap Queen” Fetty Wap
1738! I don’t know what it means, but I’m ready to cook something in a kitchen with a girl I just met. Part of the… Read More »2015 Archive: The “Trap Queen” Fetty Wap
2014 Classic: The “Cool Kids” Echosmith
I wish that I could be like the cool kids. In 2014, that just means wearing a hat indoors. Part of the 72 Observational One-Liners:… Read More »2014 Classic: The “Cool Kids” Echosmith
2014 Vintage: The Pink “Wizard of Oz” Tribute
Why did she sing “Over the Rainbow”? To remind us that 75 years later, we’re still looking for that yellow brick road. Part of the… Read More »2014 Vintage: The Pink “Wizard of Oz” Tribute