2023 Legacy: The Laptop “OLED” Display
Why was the accountant so happy? Because the “True Black” levels made the company’s “In the Red” numbers look even more dramatic. Part of the… Read More »2023 Legacy: The Laptop “OLED” Display
2023 Classic: The Carpeted Altar Trackway
The deep crimson plush carpeting in the sanctuary showing absolutely no signs of wear because no altar servers or lectors have walked near the steps… Read More »2023 Classic: The Carpeted Altar Trackway
2023 Archive: The Leave the World Behind
Why did the traveler turn off the Wi-Fi? Because the movie made him realize that if the internet dies, he doesn’t actually know how to… Read More »2023 Archive: The Leave the World Behind
2022 Archive: The Scared Computer
Why did the computer go to the dentist? To get its “Bluetooth” checked. Part of the 54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2022 “Maverick” Edition archive.… Read More »2022 Archive: The Scared Computer
2022 Vintage: The “Pipeline” Sabotage (Nord Stream)
Why did the Baltic Sea bubble? Because “Who did it?” became the world’s most expensive game of Clue, where the prize is a very cold… Read More »2022 Vintage: The “Pipeline” Sabotage (Nord Stream)
2022 Archive: The “Stealth” Su-57 in Ukraine
Why haven’t we seen it? Because Russia’s “Fifth Gen” jet is so stealthy that even the Russian Air Force can’t find it when they have… Read More »2022 Archive: The “Stealth” Su-57 in Ukraine
2022 Vintage: The Decaf Coffee Verification
Eyeing the restaurant waiter with extreme intensity to ensure the hot water was poured exclusively from the orange-rimmed pot and not the regular caffeinated one.… Read More »2022 Vintage: The Decaf Coffee Verification
2020 Legacy: The Link
I’m “sharing” the meeting invite for the tenth time. Part of the 119 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You’re On Mute” Edition (2020) archive. Historically Verified
2018 Classic: The Haunting of Hill House
Why were we seeing ghosts in the background? Because in 2018, Mike Flanagan decided that hidden ghosts were the best way to make us pause… Read More »2018 Classic: The Haunting of Hill House
2018 Archive: Best New Artist
Why Alessia Cara? Because “Here” was the anthem for every introvert who wanted to win a Grammy without having to talk to anyone at the… Read More »2018 Archive: Best New Artist