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2022 Archive: The “Stealth” Su-57 in Ukraine

Why haven’t we seen it? Because Russia’s “Fifth Gen” jet is so stealthy that even the Russian Air Force can’t find it when they have a mission.

Part of the 40 Military Jokes: The 2022 “Javelins & Ghost Stories” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Jackie_Chan_Wut05/05/1995 11:08My mind is blown by how funny this is.
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