Why did the traveler turn off the Wi-Fi? Because the movie made him realize that if the internet dies, he doesn’t actually know how to get home without a GPS.
Part of the 48 Travel Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & AI Everything” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
There is no spoon, but there is definitely a laugh here.
Simply posh humor. I love it.
Bureaucracy is boring, but this joke isn’t.
Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.
I need TP for my bunghole! And more jokes!
High five for this joke!
Work, work... and laugh, laugh!
Firefox, Chrome, IE... we all laugh the same.