Why was there a yellow blur under the tree? Because Pikachu had officially conquered the world, and if your gift didn’t involve a Pokedex, you were basically living in the Stone Age.
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It really whips the llama's ass!
There is no cow level, but there is this joke!
Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.
And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!
Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".
I didn’t forward this to 10 people, but I still got a laugh!