2002 Classic: The Light
I’m a bulb. I’m just “glowing.” Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Euro-Spider Edition (2002) archive. Historically Verified
2001 Classic: The Laser Mouse Pad
Why was it special? Because it had a “tracking surface” that looked like a moon landing. Part of the 79 Office Groaners: The 2001 “XP… Read More »2001 Classic: The Laser Mouse Pad
2000 Legacy: Survivor (Season 1)
Why was the gift exchange so brutal? Because the family decided to “vote someone off the island” after they gave Grandma a generic scented candle… Read More »2000 Legacy: Survivor (Season 1)
1999 Archive: Pokémon Yellow
Why was there a yellow blur under the tree? Because Pikachu had officially conquered the world, and if your gift didn’t involve a Pokedex, you… Read More »1999 Archive: Pokémon Yellow
1997 Legacy: The “Low Cost” Shock
Why did the passenger look confused on Ryanair? He realized that for a $10 ticket, he was basically expected to help the pilot push the… Read More »1997 Legacy: The “Low Cost” Shock
1996 Legacy: The Juror Tie
Why did Demi Moore win for two movies? Because her “bumbling and grinding” in Striptease was so bad it retroactively ruined her performance in The… Read More »1996 Legacy: The Juror Tie
1996 Archive: The Surgery
“Will I be able to play the piano after the operation?” “Yes.” “Great, I’ve always wanted to learn!” Part of the 55 Doctor Jokes: The… Read More »1996 Archive: The Surgery
1995 Vintage: Coolio
Why weren’t there any curse words in “Gangsta’s Paradise”? Because Coolio wanted your grandma to nod her head while you pretended to be “hard” in… Read More »1995 Vintage: Coolio
1995 Archive: The In-Flight Movie
Why was the cabin so angry? The only movie on the single overhead screen was a blurry version of Waterworld. Part of the 44 Travel Jokes:… Read More »1995 Archive: The In-Flight Movie
1995 Vintage: The Dial-Up Sound
Why did 1995 sound like a robot having a breakdown? Because that was the only way to let the neighbors know you were about to… Read More »1995 Vintage: The Dial-Up Sound