2015 Archive: The “Trap Queen” Fetty Wap

1738! I don’t know what it means, but I’m ready to cook something in a kitchen with a girl I just met.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I just bought a vacuum that uses lasers to find dust I didn't kn...read more »

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Is somebody gonna match my freak? Probably not, Tinashe, I’m cur...read more »

Welcome to 1999 – the year we partied like it was, well, 1999. It...read more »

Step into 2004 – the year when the Nintendo DS changed how we pla...read more »

More growling, more fur, and more reasons to stay out of the woo...read more »

Welcome to 1997 – the year of "Girl Power," the tragic loss of Pr...read more »

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There’s a new filter that removes all other filters. It’s terrif...read more »

I just bought a flip phone and a paper map because I’m "digitall...read more »

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Jack Black is Steve. I’m still trying to process a 3D blocky wor...read more »

I still feel my leg vibrate even when my phone is in the other r...read more »

@DialUp_Dreamer02/21/2006 17:40Beep-boop-krrr-hiss... finally loaded! Great joke.

@Y2K_Ready08/12/2013 21:43If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.

@Scream_Fan_9610/18/2015 18:00What’s your favorite funny joke? This one!

@Space_Jam_Lola08/06/2003 05:19Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".

@Step_Brothers_B10/20/1998 13:03Did we just become best friends? Yup!

@Grumpy_Cat_Real05/06/2007 05:50I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).

@Salad_Fingers_F09/12/2015 07:54I like it when the jokes are... rusty.