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2009 Vintage: The “Couples Retreat” Vibe

 Why was it hit? For being a 90-minute tourism ad for Bora Bora that forgot to pack a script.

Part of the 38 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2009 “Transformers, G.I. Joe & Sandra’s Double Header” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Retro_Gamer_Girl12/30/2015 14:28Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!
@Java_Applet_User05/05/1998 01:42This joke is more portable than a Java app!
@Kazaa_Leecher02/19/2011 09:08I downloaded this joke in under a minute!
@Antivirus_Pro03/08/2009 16:00No viruses here, just good vibes.
@Goosebumps_Kid08/06/2007 07:28Reader beware, you’re in for a scare... and a laugh!
@Habbo_Hotel_Fan10/09/2007 23:24Great joke! Meet me at the lobby!

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