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1995 Vintage: Coolio

 Why weren’t there any curse words in “Gangsta’s Paradise”? Because Coolio wanted your grandma to nod her head while you pretended to be “hard” in the suburbs.

Part of the 41 Celebrity Jokes: The 1995 “Red Carpet & Rhinestones” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Diablo_Cow_Level02/22/1996 18:04There is no cow level, but there is this joke!
@Scream_Fan_9603/29/2007 23:46What’s your favorite funny joke? This one!
@Forrest_Gump_8802/11/1995 10:33Internet is like a box of chocolates...
@Harry_Potter_0101/02/1997 09:19Expecto Patronum! Laughs everywhere!
@Inkjet_Printers02/17/2015 13:23Low on cyan, but high on laughs!
@Fargo_Marge05/18/1998 07:16Oh yah, that’s a good one, dontcha know.
@Ghostbusters_V04/12/1998 15:00Who you gonna call? Joke-busters!
@Scumbag_Steve_X08/10/2015 13:19Borrows your computer, leaves the joke window open.

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