1996 Archive: The Surgery

“Will I be able to play the piano after the operation?” “Yes.” “Great, I’ve always wanted to learn!”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"I'm on the 'Data-Sync Diet'. I only eat what my AI says my gut b...read more »

A busy clinic and a patient who can’t be seen.The nurse told the ...read more »

"I see code!" "That's just the 'Neural-Overlay'. It’s supposed to...read more »

"We found a donor, but their digital soul is still in a 14-day 'D...read more »

"I'm using a 'Generative Scalpel'." "Does it know what it’s doing...read more »

In 2016, the medical world faced a new epidemic: "augmented reali...read more »

"Scale of 1 to 10?" "My pain is a 4, but my 'Neural-Bandwidth' is...read more »

Why some patients are just bone-tired of waiting.Why did the skel...read more »

My doctor's brain buzzed. He said, "I have to go, I’m being 'Patc...read more »

In 2005, the medical world was split: surgeons were trying to loo...read more »

A revolutionary diet plan recommended by professionals.The doctor...read more »

The only medicine that actually tastes good."Doctor, I have a sha...read more »

Getting paid to do what we do best... or trying to.I went for a s...read more »

"You have a cavity." "Can I pay in 'Mind-Coins'?" "No."Part of th...read more »

@PowerRanger_Red06/15/2009 17:24It’s morphin’ time! Time to laugh!

@SpiceGirls_Fan08/17/1998 09:55Tell me what you want, what you really really want... more jokes!

@Alt_Vista_Searcher07/26/2007 16:01I searched for "gold" and found this joke.

@Fight_Club_Tyler07/08/2013 00:09The first rule of joke club is... tell everyone!

@Incredibles_Dash12/23/1998 22:07That was super fast and super funny!

@Cipher_Steak08/20/2004 06:47Ignorance is bliss, but this joke is better.

@Numa_Numa_Guy05/24/1999 18:34Ma-ia-hii, Ma-ia-huu! Laughing in my webcam!

@Joe_Cartoon_G09/15/2014 17:41Press the button for more humor!

@Epic_Fail_Guy08/25/1996 20:37This joke is an Epic Win!