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1995 Archive: The In-Flight Movie

 Why was the cabin so angry? The only movie on the single overhead screen was a blurry version of Waterworld.

Part of the 44 Travel Jokes: The 1995 “Paper Tickets & Fanny Packs” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Zelda_Link01/16/2001 02:57It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this joke.
@Pager_Guy09/25/2004 22:53Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!
@Tamagotchi_Sitter05/04/1997 02:24My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!
@Mainframe_Manny09/11/2004 17:53Old school processing, new school laughs.
@USB_Pioneer11/02/2007 18:21Plug and Play laughter!
@Yugioh_Duelist08/01/1999 17:44You’ve activated my trap card! (It’s a funny joke).
@Breakfast_Club_B01/31/2011 04:10Don’t you forget about me... or this joke.
@Bill_Ted_Excell01/27/2010 01:05Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!
@Netscape_Now_B08/28/1996 10:02I clicked the button and it brought me here!
@Joe_Cartoon_G09/21/2007 05:55Press the button for more humor!

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