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2023 Classic: The Carpeted Altar Trackway

The deep crimson plush carpeting in the sanctuary showing absolutely no signs of wear because no altar servers or lectors have walked near the steps for consecutive months.

Part of the 34 Religious Jokes: The 2023 “AI Sermon Drafts, QR Code Hymnals & Smart Pew Fellowship” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Married_With_Kids06/20/1995 21:09Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!
@Frasier_Crane12/07/2007 18:08I am listening... and I am laughing.
@Dark_Knight_Joker05/30/2005 19:14Why so serious? Read this joke!
@Keyboard_Warrior04/14/2002 11:19F5... F5... F5... More jokes please!
@CRT_Degauss10/31/1999 11:43BWONGGGG! My monitor just vibrated from that laugh.
@Ruby_Rhod_Green08/28/2014 15:12Super green! Hilarious!
@Mr_Blonde_Dance10/08/2002 23:53Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.

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