The deep crimson plush carpeting in the sanctuary showing absolutely no signs of wear because no altar servers or lectors have walked near the steps for consecutive months.
Part of the 34 Religious Jokes: The 2023 “AI Sermon Drafts, QR Code Hymnals & Smart Pew Fellowship” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025
36 Religious Jokes: The 2013 “Facebook Overload, Smart Tablets & Modern Fellowship” Edition
In 2013, church life was fully revolving around social media upda...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Group Chat Prayer Confusion
A parish prayer group starting an instant messaging thread, which...read more »
37 Religious Jokes: The 2017 “Bitcoin Offerings, Smart Speakers & Cloud Fellowship” Edition
In 2017, church life stood at a massive technological crossroads ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The FaceID Sanctuary Lockout
A parishioner trying to discreetly check his notifications in a d...read more »
33 Religious Jokes: The 2014 “Cloud Storage, Tablet Pews & Modern Fellowship” Edition
In 2014, church life was fully embracing the cloud era, with pape...read more »
41 Religious Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone Launch, Facebook Invasions & Halo 3 Lock-Ins” Edition
In 2007, church life stood at a massive technological crossroads ...read more »
40 Religious Jokes: The 2008 “iPhone 3G, Facebook Pages & Guitar Hero Ministries” Edition
In 2008, church life was trying hard to remain culturally relevan...read more »
38 Religious Jokes: The 2006 “YouTube Sermons, Myspace Profiles & Nintendo Wii Lock-Ins” Edition
In 2006, church life was diving headfirst into the Web 2.0 era wh...read more »
2025 Archive: The Short-Form Ministry Algorithm
The youth group leaders attempting to film a fast-paced vertical ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Twitter Ministry Update
The older members of the parish council staring in deep disbelief...read more »
😜 More from category: The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Archive: The Laser Printer Transition
The congregation praising the clean look of the weekly announceme...read more »
36 Religious Jokes: The 2002 “Text Message Prayers, DVD Upgrades & Khaki Directones” Edition
In 2002, church life was confidently striding into the digital er...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Carpeted Altar Trackway
The deep crimson plush carpeting in the sanctuary showing absolut...read more »
2024 Classic: The Tupperware Archaeology
Cleaning out the freezer in the fellowship hall kitchen after a l...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!
I am listening... and I am laughing.
Why so serious? Read this joke!
F5... F5... F5... More jokes please!
BWONGGGG! My monitor just vibrated from that laugh.
Super green! Hilarious!
Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.