I’m “hogging” the remote.
Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.
Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!
The coolest joke in the zip code.
Wireless laughter? What a time to be alive!
I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.