“See you next year!” “Not if I’m living in my car!”
Part of the 65 Doctor Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crash & App Store” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Skeleton Health
Why some patients are just bone-tired of waiting.Why did the skel...read more »
2025 Archive: The HMO Gym
It’s just a treadmill that only works if you're mining crypto for...read more »
The Invisible Patient
A busy clinic and a patient who can’t be seen.The nurse told the ...read more »
The Surgeon's Nap
Trust is key when you’re going under the knife.My surgeon told me...read more »
68 Doctor Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter Launch & Wii-hab” Edition
In 2006, psychiatry faced a new challenge: the world started shri...read more »
2025 Classic: The Heart
"Your pulse is fast." "I'm looking at my 'Longevity Score'!"Part ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Exercise
"I'm doing 'Meta-Yoga'. I just think about the poses and the chip...read more »
2025 Archive: The Waiting Room
There is no waiting room. You just sit in your self-driving car u...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Waiting Room 2
I’ve been waiting so long I’ve actually outlived the AI model tha...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Stress 2
"You're stressed about 'The Upload'." "Will it hurt?" "Only your ...read more »
😜 More from category: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The Insurance
I asked if they cover 'Neural-Glitches'. They said, "Only if you ...read more »
The Broken Leg
A painful lesson in following the doctor's orders."Doctor, will I...read more »
69 Doctor Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Telemedicine” Edition
In 2016, the medical world faced a new epidemic: "augmented reali...read more »
2025 Classic: The Doctor's AI
My doctor's AI is meaner than he is. It told me my cholesterol is...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I want to believe... that everyone finds this funny.
Brilliant! Like playing in full color for the first time.
Pairing... Connected... Laughing!
Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.
Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!
Smashing! Absolutely smashing humor!
I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!
You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!
Succeeding you, father... in laughing!
RT if you think this is funny!