2017 Classic: The Grape

I’m “whining” about the GPU shortages.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m "alt-ering" my perception of time.Part of the 124 Classic Pu...read more »

In 2023, the line between human and machine became as thin as a s...read more »

I’m "working" on my digital legacy.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

I’m "flexible."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ful...read more »

I’m "brewing" some high-octane content.Part of the 124 Classic P...read more »

I’m "typing" with my thoughts now.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

2005 changed how we consume everything. While the first video "Me...read more »

In 2011, we started talking to our phones and they actually start...read more »

I’m "pointing" at the exit of the simulation.Part of the 124 Cla...read more »

2019 was the year of "Part of the journey is the end." We sat thr...read more »

I bought a plant that glows when I’m sad. It’s a "bright" idea, ...read more »

I met a version of myself that was actually productive. It was a...read more »

2012 was the year we all survived the "Mayan Apocalypse" only to ...read more »

I’m "shore."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full R...read more »

@Rewritable_CD09/08/2000 12:08I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.

@BitTorrent_0105/08/2015 16:56Seeding this joke for everyone else.

@Party_On_Garth05/02/2000 18:43I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!

@Old_School_Frank09/25/2006 04:09We’re going streaking! Through the jokes!

@PeanutButter_J11/03/1996 00:53It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?

@Salt_Bae_Original06/12/2006 09:11Sprinkling some humor on this archive.

@iPhone_User_0701/20/2003 08:41There’s an app for that? No, just this site!