2004 Classic: The Alien vs. Predator

A guy asks, “Who would win in a fight?” The bartender says, “The bouncer. Every time.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A guy orders a beer and says, "Government's buying!" The bartend...read more »

A literal interpretation of a classic phrase.A blind man walks in...read more »

A lesson in why punctuation matters in nature.A panda walks into ...read more »

A guy asks for the "Analog Whiskey." The bartender hands him a g...read more »

"It’s perfect!" "It’s too perfect. I want a beer that has a mist...read more »

The biggest lie ever told in the history of bars."Just one drink"...read more »

A guy orders a beer. The glass suddenly flashes a red light and ...read more »

In 1995, bar humor was built on the classic "A guy walks into a b...read more »

A guy walks in and starts a conversation without checking his ph...read more »

A guy's personal AI bot walks into a bar and says, "My owner is ...read more »

Construction humor for the local watering hole.A termite walks in...read more »

In 2013, if you didn't take a picture with your drink, it was lik...read more »

Ancient history meets the happy hour.A Roman walks into a bar, ho...read more »

Ending the night on a very high note.A guy walks into a bar at th...read more »

@AskJeeves_Fan04/24/2013 07:04Jeeves really delivered a good one today.

@Home_Alone_Kevin02/09/2009 13:40Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.

@Snake_Game_Pro04/12/2013 11:11I crashed my snake because I was laughing.

@Shagadelic_9701/22/2008 11:01This joke is very shagadelic, man!

@One_Does_Not_S04/10/2002 14:51One does not simply read one joke.

@Toolbar_Hater07/25/2001 02:23My browser is 50% toolbars, but I still see the joke!