Skip to content
Home » The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025 » 2013 Classic: Miley Cyrus – “Wrecking Ball”

2013 Classic: Miley Cyrus – “Wrecking Ball”

 Why was the giant ornament on the tree a problem? Because after the VMAs, everyone was afraid Miley was going to swing into the living room on it.

Part of the 34 Christmas Jokes: The 2013 “Frozen & Wrecking Balls” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2024 Vintage: The "Demure" Trend
 Why was the gift wrapping so plain? Because we had to be very mi...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Kendrick vs. Drake Beef
 Why was the playlist so "Not Like Us"? Because the biggest rap w...read more »
2006 Joke: Why Don’t You Ever
Why don’t you ever see Santa in the hospital? Because he has p...read more »
36 Christmas Jokes: The 2004 “Mean Girls & Motorola Razrs” Edition
In 2004, Christmas was all about being "fetch," even if Gretchen ...read more »
39 Christmas Jokes: The 1999 “Party Like It’s... 1999” Edition
In 1999, Christmas felt like the final level of a video game. We ...read more »
35 Christmas Jokes: The 2022 “Oscar Slaps & Wordle” Edition
In 2022, Christmas was a return to "normalcy," if you consider a ...read more »
34 Christmas Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & AI” Edition
In 2023, Christmas was a clash between neon pink and atomic exist...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Wellness" Ornaments
 Why is the tree glowing red? Because the ornaments are connected...read more »
33 Christmas Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & iTunes” Edition
In 2003, Christmas was a blend of high-seas adventure and digital...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Rawdogging" Trend
 Why was the son sitting staring at the back of a chair for 10 ho...read more »

😜 More from category: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025

37 Christmas Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & PS2” Edition
In 2000, Christmas was the ultimate relief—the world didn't end, ...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Mars One" Update
 Why are we watching a red screen? Because the first colonists on...read more »
2024 Archive: Joker
Folie à Deux: Why was the caroling so depressing? Because the seq...read more »
2025 Legacy: Zootopia 2
 Why is the dog acting like a detective? Because the sequel came ...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@PowerRanger_Red09/17/2006 20:11It’s morphin’ time! Time to laugh!
@Matrix_Rebel03/18/2013 09:47I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.
@Zip_Drive_Owner09/14/2008 18:18Click of death? No, click of laughter!
@Dr_Evil_Pinky07/17/2011 03:12One billion... laughs!
@Chain_Mail_Hater01/20/2013 19:18I didn’t forward this to 10 people, but I still got a laugh!
@Terran_Marine08/18/1997 19:52Go, go, go! More jokes!
@Tablet_User_1006/06/1998 03:08Tapping my way to a good mood.

Yearly Joke Archive

Leave a Reply

Human Humor: Eco

We use 0% cookies and no tracking. Saving energy and protecting your privacy.