Why was the California BBQ so intense? Because Arnold Schwarzenegger announced he was running for Governor, making “I’ll be back… to flip the burgers” the joke of the year.
Part of the 38 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2003 “Pirates & Puka Shells” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!
Deep in the menus and found this gem.
My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!
Wireless laughter? What a time to be alive!
Bureaucracy is boring, but this joke isn’t.
My goal is to not smile. I failed. This is funny.
Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.
The stars are aligned for this joke.