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2003 Classic: The “Kangaroo Jack” Joke

 Why the CGI kangaroo? Because the marketing lied and told us the kangaroo talked, when in reality, it only happened in a dream sequence (and the Razzies hate being lied to).

Part of the 38 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2003 “Gigli, Bennifer & Cat in the Hat” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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