2022 Legacy: Minions
The Rise of Gru (GentleMinions): Why were there teenagers in full suits at the movie theater? Because they were “GentleMinions” and they took their yellow-pill… Read More »2022 Legacy: Minions
2022 Classic: The Batman
Why was he so emo? Because in 2022, Robert Pattinson proved that fighting crime involves 90% whispering in the rain and 10% actually being a… Read More »2022 Classic: The Batman
2021 Classic: The Billionaire Space Race
Why did the billionaire go to space? Because the Earth was too “down to earth” for his ego. He’s just “spacing” out. Part of the… Read More »2021 Classic: The Billionaire Space Race
2021 Classic: The Peacemaker
“I cherish peace with all my heart. I don’t care how many bulbs I have to kill to get it.” Part of the 65 Light… Read More »2021 Classic: The Peacemaker
2021 Archive: The Space Race
Why did the billionaires go to space in 2021? To find a place where they could finally escape “Dad’s” bad jokes. Part of the 45… Read More »2021 Archive: The Space Race
2020 Vintage: The Sunday Coupon Swap
A small group of senior citizens starting a private message chain to trade digital discount links for canned soup since they can no longer meet… Read More »2020 Vintage: The Sunday Coupon Swap
2020 Vintage: The Sergio Ramos 100 Goals
Why does a defender score more than strikers? Because Ramos decided that penalties were “free real estate,” reaching 100 goals for Real Madrid. Part of… Read More »2020 Vintage: The Sergio Ramos 100 Goals
2019 Vintage: The Transplant
“We found a donor, but their ‘Vibe’ wasn’t right for your insurance plan.” Part of the 58 Doctor Jokes: The 2019 “TikTok Boom & Deepfake… Read More »2019 Vintage: The Transplant
2019 Archive: The World Cup “VAR” Drama
Why were the goals being cancelled? Because a toe was offside in a video room 200 miles away, making every celebration “pending approval.” Part of… Read More »2019 Archive: The World Cup “VAR” Drama
2019 Classic: The Icon
I’m a “symbol” of the late 2010s. Part of the 109 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Endgame & Baby Yoda Edition (2019) archive. Historically Verified