The beautiful, loud ringing sound that closed out another classic school year, sending everyone home for a long summer of smartphone screen-tapping, watching viral music… Read More »2012 Legacy: The Final 2012 June Bell
A prominent church trustee sitting in the back row, furiously spinning the tiny, stuck trackball on his old Blackberry phone to check corporate emails under… Read More »2012 Vintage: The Blackberry Trackball Jam
She told the pizza guy his crust was “spiritually bankrupt.” Part of the 61 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2011 “Siri & Snapchat” Edition archive. Historically Verified
Screaming a sixteen-digit credit card expiration date into a cordless phone because Grandpa thinks the operator is standing on a different continent. Part of the… Read More »2011 Classic: The Catalog Operator Telephone Shout
Why were they together? Because two “Underdogs” (Nokia and Microsoft) thought they could beat the Apple and Google giants with “Tiles.” Part of the 76… Read More »2011 Archive: The Nokia Windows Phone
Why was the teen girl so pale? Because the third Twilight movie came out in June, and she was still recovering from the “Team Jacob”… Read More »2010 Classic: The Eclipse Premiere
Why Robert De Niro and Ben Stiller? For proving that “milking” a franchise is only funny the first time you mention the cat. Part of… Read More »2010 Archive: The “Little Fockers” Burn
“Wake up in the morning feelin’ like P. Diddy… grab my glasses, I’m out the door, I’m gonna hit this city… but it’s dark.” Part… Read More »2009 Archive: The Ke$ha Fan
Why did the lawyer relate to The Hangover? Because he also wakes up every morning in a strange place, with a headache, trying to remember what… Read More »2009 Legacy: The Hangover Movie
Why did La Vie en Rose win? Because turning a 32-year-old Marion Cotillard into a 47-year-old Edith Piaf is the most successful aging process in… Read More »2008 Vintage: The Best Makeup Win
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