2018 Legacy: The Best Makeup Win
Why did Darkest Hour win? Because turning Gary Oldman into Churchill required more chemistry than a high school science lab. Part of the 42 Oscars… Read More »2018 Legacy: The Best Makeup Win
2017 Vintage: The Bar Stool
“Reserved for the ‘HODL’ crowd.” Part of the 51 Bar Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner & Bitcoin Boom” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2016 Legacy: The Twenty One Pilots
“Stressed Out.” I told her I wish I could turn back time to the good old days. She said, “To when you were single? Nice… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Twenty One Pilots
2016 Vintage: The Duck
I’m “quacking” up at the fail videos. Part of the 130 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Pokémon GO & Bottle Flip Edition (2016) archive. Historically Verified
2015 Archive: The Neon Sign
“The original blue-light filter.” Part of the 53 Bar Jokes: The 2015 “Star Wars & Hotline Bling” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2015 Classic: The Flower
I’m “blooming” in the spotlight. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Dress & The Force Edition (2015) archive. Historically Verified
2015 Legacy: The Maroon 5 (Sugar) Fan
“Sugar… yes please… won’t you come and screw it in for me?” Part of the 62 Light Bulb Jokes: 2015 – The Hotline Bling Glow… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Maroon 5 (Sugar) Fan
2015 Vintage: The Battle of Ramadi (2015)
Why was it a “Déjà Vu” for the Marines? Because they realized that in Iraq, “Winning a City” is a subscription service that you have… Read More »2015 Vintage: The Battle of Ramadi (2015)
2014 Vintage: The Little Dog
What do you call a dog that’s a scientist? A “Beagle” assistant. Part of the 46 Original Dad Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket” Edition archive.… Read More »2014 Vintage: The Little Dog
2012 Legacy: The Final 2012 June Bell
The beautiful, loud ringing sound that closed out another classic school year, sending everyone home for a long summer of smartphone screen-tapping, watching viral music… Read More »2012 Legacy: The Final 2012 June Bell