Why did Darkest Hour win? Because turning Gary Oldman into Churchill required more chemistry than a high school science lab.
Part of the 42 Oscars Jokes: The 2018 “Shape of Water, Fish Love & The Jet Ski Prize” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Oscars Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Vintage: The Ryan Gosling & Emily Blunt "Barbenheimer" Fight
Why were they arguing? To show that even if they're rivals on scr...read more »
2025 Classic: The Conan O’Brien "Red Carpet" Skit
Why was it so funny? Because he treated the A-listers like they w...read more »
36 Oscars Jokes: The 2005 “Clint’s Knockout, Jamie’s Soul & Chris Rock’s Reality Check” Edition
In 2005, the 77th Academy Awards brought a gritty, emotional punc...read more »
2025 Archive: The Best Live Action Short
Why did The Shepherd win? Because John Travolta and a ghost-plane...read more »
2025 Archive: The Honorary Award for Angela Bassett (Wait, she got it already)
Why did they give a special shoutout to Quincy Jones? To remind u...read more »
2025 Vintage: Conan’s Opening
Why was Conan O’Brien the perfect host? Because the Academy reali...read more »
2025 Archive: The Best Film Editing
Why did Gladiator II take home five? Because cutting a sea battle...read more »
43 Oscars Jokes: The 2013 “Argo, J-Law’s Trip & The Day-Lewis Hat Trick” Edition
In 2013, the 85th Academy Awards proved that Hollywood loves a co...read more »
2025 Classic: The Best Sound Win
Why did the gladiators sweep? Because the sound of a rhino chargi...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Wicked" Visuals
Why did it sweep the technicals? Because Cynthia Erivo and Ariana...read more »
😜 More from category: The Oscars Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The Ridley Scott Win
Why did he finally win Best Director? Because after 40 years of A...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Best Animated Feature
Why did The Wild Robot win? Because the Academy decided that a ro...read more »
44 Oscars Jokes: The 2025 “Gladiator’s Return, Conan’s Comeback & The Musical Drug Lord” Edition
In 2025, the 97th Academy Awards proved that Hollywood still love...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Best Makeup Win
Why did A Real Pain win? To prove that looking stressed in Poland...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Waiting in the queue was worth it.
Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!
Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! HO! (Funny!)
Greetings and salutations! Very funny.
Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).
M’lady... this joke is superb.
Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!
Laughing at the security of my own ribs!