Why was it a “Déjà Vu” for the Marines? Because they realized that in Iraq, “Winning a City” is a subscription service that you have to renew every ten years.
Part of the 34 Military Jokes: The 2015 “Sandcastles & Russian Wings” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.
May I suggest another joke, sir?
The front page of the internet... in 1999!
That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!
M’lady... this joke is superb.