2007 Legacy: The Knocked Up Movie
“I’m having a mid-life crisis!” “No, you’re just having a ‘Seth Rogen’ moment where you realize you’re an adult but you still want to buy a bouncy… Read More »2007 Legacy: The Knocked Up Movie
2007 Vintage: The Atonement Green Dress
Why Keira Knightley? For a movie that proved a single piece of silk and a library can cause a lifetime of emotional trauma. Part of… Read More »2007 Vintage: The Atonement Green Dress
2007 Classic: The Helen Mirren Reign
Why did she win for Prime Suspect? Because it’s actually illegal to have an awards show without giving her a trophy. Part of the 41… Read More »2007 Classic: The Helen Mirren Reign
2007 Legacy: The New Year
She’s already making a list of “2008 Failures” for me. Part of the 55 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Transformers” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2006 Archive: The Lonely Planet TV
Why was the traveler watching TV? Because the guidebooks became a show and he realized that the hosts had a much better hotel than he… Read More »2006 Archive: The Lonely Planet TV
2006 Vintage: The Forgetfulness
“Doctor, my memory is gone.” “When did you first notice this?” “Notice what?” Part of the 68 Doctor Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter Launch & Wii-hab”… Read More »2006 Vintage: The Forgetfulness
2005 Legacy: The “Embedded” Fatigue
Why were there fewer reporters? Because by 2005, the news cycle realized that “Another IED in Baghdad” didn’t sell as many papers as “Tom Cruise… Read More »2005 Legacy: The “Embedded” Fatigue
2005 Archive: The LiveStrong Bracelet
Why did the blonde wear ten yellow bracelets? She thought she was “ten times stronger” than Lance Armstrong. Part of the 41 Classic Blonde Jokes:… Read More »2005 Archive: The LiveStrong Bracelet
2005 Classic: The Laser Pointer Ban Upgrade
The school board updating the student handbook to declare that anyone caught projecting a red dot onto the chalkboard during an exam would face automatic… Read More »2005 Classic: The Laser Pointer Ban Upgrade
2005 Vintage: The Michael Scott
“I have a joke. How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a… wait. That’s what she said!” Part of the 65 Light… Read More »2005 Vintage: The Michael Scott