What’s a lawyer’s favorite nursery rhyme? “Sue, Sue, Sue Your Boat.”
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🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
44 Lawyer Jokes: The 2003 “iTunes & Da Vinci Code” Edition
In 2003, the legal world was obsessed with "Digital Rights Manage...read more »
2025 Vintage: The SpaceX Colony Law
A lawyer started a "Mars Division." He’s currently billing for "...read more »
47 Lawyer Jokes: The 1997 “Dancing Baby & Billable Minutes” Edition
In 1997, the legal profession discovered its "cool" side thanks t...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Closing Argument
A lawyer crossed the road to serve a subpoena to a "Fully Autono...read more »
The Cold Heart
A temperature check on the legal system.Why did the lawyer go to ...read more »
50 Lawyer Jokes: The 2014 “Alexa & The Frozen Tundra” Edition
In 2014, the legal world realized that "privacy" was officially a...read more »
44 Lawyer Jokes: The 2015 “Smartwatch & The Blue-Black Dress” Edition
In 2015, "the dress" divided families, and the Apple Watch conque...read more »
The Lab Rat Switch
Science makes a practical adjustment for the sake of humanity.A r...read more »
2025 Vintage: The 7G Network
Why was the lawyer happy? He could now receive a "guilty" verdic...read more »
2025 Classic: The Final Summary
A lawyer wanted to be buried with a "Fast Charging Cable" just i...read more »
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2025 Classic: The Hologram Hearing
Why did the lawyer send his hologram to court? To make sure he c...read more »
49 Lawyer Jokes: The 2023 “Prompt Engineering & Hallucination” Edition
In 2023, the legal profession realized that the "Bar Exam" might ...read more »
The Two Hearts
Medical anomalies found only in the courtroom.A lawyer was in a c...read more »
The 10% Rule
Math for beginners in the world of settlements.What do you call a...read more »
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One joke to rule them all!
Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!
Could this joke BE any funnier?
Slaying these jokes one by one.
Bloody brilliant, mate!
The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!
Don’t touch my drum set! I’m reading!
I’m not trolling, this is actually hilarious!
Reading this on my Blackberry. Sharp!