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1997 Classic: The First Day of School

 What’s a lawyer’s favorite nursery rhyme? “Sue, Sue, Sue Your Boat.”

Part of the 47 Lawyer Jokes: The 1997 “Dancing Baby & Billable Minutes” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Lord_Of_The_Rings03/18/2015 21:56One joke to rule them all!
@Retro_Gamer_Girl07/12/2007 13:49Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!
@Friends_Lover03/24/1997 04:59Could this joke BE any funnier?
@Buffy_Summers_9709/13/2005 09:37Slaying these jokes one by one.
@Harry_Potter_Ron11/17/2003 03:42Bloody brilliant, mate!
@Courage_Dog06/08/1995 03:16The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!
@Dale_Doback_Fan01/03/2009 10:23Don’t touch my drum set! I’m reading!
@Boxxy_Queen12/25/1998 07:53I’m not trolling, this is actually hilarious!
@Mobile_Web_0111/09/1996 13:57Reading this on my Blackberry. Sharp!

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