Why were there fewer reporters? Because by 2005, the news cycle realized that “Another IED in Baghdad” didn’t sell as many papers as “Tom Cruise jumps on a couch.”
Part of the 32 Military Jokes: The 2005 “MRAP Mania & Urban Grind” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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My parents want the phone line back, but I am busy laughing.
Will the real funny joke please stand up?
Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!
A joke for the end of the world.