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2005 Classic: The Laser Pointer Ban Upgrade

The school board updating the student handbook to declare that anyone caught projecting a red dot onto the chalkboard during an exam would face automatic suspension.

Part of the 38 School & Teacher Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube Launch, iPod Video & Emo Explosion” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Lycos_Dog04/08/1999 15:39Go fetch more jokes like this! Woof!
@Msdos_Expert10/26/2005 08:46DIR /W /P... found the joke directory!
@Gladiator_Proximo01/13/2007 01:31Win the crowd, and you will win your freedom!
@Mainframe_Manny06/29/2011 13:28Old school processing, new school laughs.
@Memento_Guy08/09/2005 21:58Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!
@Rugrats_Tommy01/30/2004 12:33A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do. Laugh!
@Ring_Member_9808/09/1998 10:25Part of the "Funny Sites" WebRing.
@Clans_Leader_9908/02/2004 22:30Recruiting more funny jokes for our team!
@Warcraft_Orc10/30/1997 12:35Work, work... and laugh, laugh!
@David_After_Dent02/01/2002 19:49Is this real life? Or is it just funny?

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