2005 Vintage: The Michael Scott
“I have a joke. How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a… wait. That’s what she said!” Part of the 65 Light… Read More »2005 Vintage: The Michael Scott
2003 Archive: The Scared Computer
Why did the computer go to the beach? To check its “surf-ace.” Part of the 54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo” Edition archive.… Read More »2003 Archive: The Scared Computer
2002 Legacy: The Harry
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Harry. / Harry who? / Harry up, the Chamber of Secrets is opening! Part of the 45 Classic Knock-Knock… Read More »2002 Legacy: The Harry
2002 Archive: The Cassette Tape Hiss Symphony
A homebound parishioner trying to listen to the recorded Sunday service tape and spending the entire hour trying to filter out the loud, rushing background… Read More »2002 Archive: The Cassette Tape Hiss Symphony
2002 Legacy: The Leaf
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Leaf. / Leaf who? / Leaf a message on my color phone! Part of the 45 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes:… Read More »2002 Legacy: The Leaf
2001 Classic: The Palm m505
Why was the manager smiling? His screen was in color, even if it looked like a rainbow in a bowl of milk. Part of the… Read More »2001 Classic: The Palm m505
2000 Archive: The Survivor Mention
Why the jokes? For the “Reality TV” phenomenon that made actors realize they could be replaced by a guy eating a rat on a tropical… Read More »2000 Archive: The Survivor Mention
2000 Archive: The Starbucks
She’s moved up to a “Venti.” I’m pretty sure she’s vibrating. I’ve never seen the house so clean. Part of the 65 Marriage Jokes: The… Read More »2000 Archive: The Starbucks
1998 Archive: The Big Lebowski Philosophy
I’ve started calling everyone “Dude” and wearing a bathrobe to the grocery store. My family calls it a “crisis,” I call it “abiding.” Part of… Read More »1998 Archive: The Big Lebowski Philosophy
1998 Legacy: The Barney Movie
Why was Barney’s Great Adventure nominated? Because the only thing more terrifying than a giant purple dinosaur is a giant purple dinosaur on a 40-foot cinema screen.… Read More »1998 Legacy: The Barney Movie