A small group of senior citizens starting a private message chain to trade digital discount links for canned soup since they can no longer meet in the back row before the early service.
Part of the 38 Religious Jokes: The 2020 “Livestream Services, Muted Microphones & Drive-In Fellowship” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025
35 Religious Jokes: The 2003 “Flip Phones, iPod Ministry & Khaki Sunday Schools” Edition
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2025 Classic: The Hybrid Zoom Audio Feedback
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35 Religious Jokes: The 2011 “iPad Pews, Facebook Groups & Minecraft Ministries” Edition
In 2011, church life was transitioning fully into the cloud era w...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 4K Wireless Casting Nightmare
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2025 Vintage: The Group Chat Notification Flood
A deacon's phone vibrating continuously seventy times during the ...read more »
2024 Legacy: The FaceID Sanctuary Lockout
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2025 Archive: The Voice Assistant Siri Prayer Failure
The assistant pastor asking his phone's voice helper to locate th...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Cloud Storage Scare
The parish clerk falling into a panic because she cannot understa...read more »
2024 Archive: The Vertical Video Sermon Crisis
The youth ministry leaders attempting to record a prayer challeng...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Laser Printer Transition
The congregation praising the clean look of the weekly announceme...read more »
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I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.
I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.
Choose life. Choose a joke.
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Nyanyanyanyanya! Laughing through the galaxy!
You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!