Why was Barney’s Great Adventure nominated? Because the only thing more terrifying than a giant purple dinosaur is a giant purple dinosaur on a 40-foot cinema screen.
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2024 Archive: Jon Voight’s Marathon
Why did he win Worst Supporting Actor? For appearing in four dif...read more »
2024 Archive: The Borderlands Loot
Why was it a target? Because Eli Roth managed to take a vibrant,...read more »
37 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1998 “Armageddon, Godzilla & Gigli’s Ancestors” Edition
In 1998, the 19th Razzie Awards had a target-rich environment. It...read more »
2024 Classic: The Reagan Biopic
Why was it nominated? For a movie so "on the nose" it was basica...read more »
36 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2001 “Glitter, Green & Gorilla” Edition
In 2001, the 22nd Razzie Awards had an easy job. It was the year ...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Rebel Moon Carry-over
Why was Zack Snyder hit? For a sequel that was so "epic" it actu...read more »
2024 Classic: Madame Web’s ADR
Why was the dialogue mocked? Because half the lines were clearly...read more »
2024 Classic: Worst Actress
Why Dakota Johnson? For playing a psychic who was seemingly the ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Minecraft Movie Mess
Why was it a target? Because Jack Black and Jason Momoa looked l...read more »
2025 Archive: Worst Director
Why Marc Webb for Snow White? For proving that a "web" is exactl...read more »
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38 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2021 “Diana Musical, Space Jam & Gucci Accents” Edition
In 2021, the 42nd Razzie Awards feasted on a year where Broadway ...read more »
2024 Legacy: Worst Screenplay
Why Madame Web? For a script that was so messy it felt like it w...read more »
2025 Classic: Ice Cube’s Wells Trip
Why was he nominated for Worst Actor? For How to Stop a Zombie A...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Deep in the menus and found this gem.
Laughed so hard my CD skipped.
Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!
Am I the only one who gives a damn about the rules of comedy?
I did it all for the nookie... and the jokes!
I HAVE THE POWEEEEER... to laugh!
Finally a site without a 2-minute Flash intro!
The best thing since version 1.0!
I’m paying 2 bucks an hour just to read these. Money well spent!
Is this real life? Or is it just funny?