Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Harry. / Harry who? / Harry up, the Chamber of Secrets is opening!
Part of the 45 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2002 Spider-Mania Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.
Pairing... Connected... Laughing!
I see what you did there. Clever!
...Clap... Clap... Clap. Bravo!
Storing my laughs in the cloud.