2006 Archive: The Lonely Planet TV

Why was the traveler watching TV? Because the guidebooks became a show and he realized that the hosts had a much better hotel than he did.

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@Zip_Drive_Owner10/17/1997 19:57Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!

@DVD_Collector03/16/2010 23:38Better than the bonus features on my new discs!

@Beavis_Butthead01/14/2010 14:26Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.

@Firewall_Wizard01/05/2006 08:57Letting this joke through the port.

@Ed_Edd_n_Eddy02/16/1999 16:25That’s a lot of jawbreakers worth of humor!