2020 Vintage: The Sergio Ramos 100 Goals

Why does a defender score more than strikers? Because Ramos decided that penalties were “free real estate,” reaching 100 goals for Real Madrid.

🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@WebSurfer_X01/29/1995 11:34Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!

@Terminator_T80004/20/2011 04:56I’ll be back... to read this again.

@AOL_Instant_Msg06/14/2010 17:55I just set this as my away message. Classic!

@Dorm_Room_Hero04/26/2014 06:54My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!

@Emule_Donkey10/02/2002 23:51Waiting in the queue was worth it.

@Firewall_Wizard07/09/1998 18:06Letting this joke through the port.

@Woman_Yelling_C12/13/2002 00:35The cat is just sitting there laughing!

@David_After_Dent01/12/2010 10:16Is this real life? Or is it just funny?