What do you call a dog that’s a scientist? A “Beagle” assistant.
Part of the 46 Original Dad Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.
Groovy, baby! Very groovy.
My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.
Wireless laughter? What a time to be alive!
Nobody puts a funny joke in a corner.
You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!
<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>
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