Having a 5-disc CD changer makes me feel like a professional DJ, even if it’s just five different Mariah Carey albums.
Part of the 60 Observational One-Liners: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!
I’m your first friend and I approve this joke!
Don’t flash that neuralyzer, I want to remember this!
My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!
Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).
Great Scott! This joke is from the future!
The front page of the internet... in 1999!
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