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1996 Vintage: The Multi-Disc Changer

 Having a 5-disc CD changer makes me feel like a professional DJ, even if it’s just five different Mariah Carey albums.

Part of the 60 Observational One-Liners: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Geocities_Builder01/19/1998 14:27I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!
@Myspace_Tom08/31/2004 06:51I’m your first friend and I approve this joke!
@Men_In_Black_J02/10/1996 22:08Don’t flash that neuralyzer, I want to remember this!
@Dorm_Room_Hero12/21/2008 22:44My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!
@Speed_Racer_Go05/12/2008 20:06Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).
@BackToFuture_M05/02/2012 12:31Great Scott! This joke is from the future!
@Reddit_Original03/23/2008 06:32The front page of the internet... in 1999!
@Keep_Calm_Fan02/05/1995 01:41Keep Calm and Read More Jokes.

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