Why was the teen girl so pale? Because the third Twilight movie came out in June, and she was still recovering from the “Team Jacob” shirtless scenes.
Part of the 34 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2010 “Inception & Vuvuzelas” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Archive: The "Lunch" Billie Eilish
Why was the 4th so "Hungry"? Because Billie’s Hit Me Hard and Sof...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Ballerina (John Wick Spin-off)
Why was the 4th so "Gracefully Violent"? Because Ana de Armas pro...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Smart-Condiment" Bottles
Why did the mustard bottle talk back? Because it was an "AI-Sauce...read more »
2023 Archive: The Cocaine Bear Legacy
Why were we afraid of the local wildlife? Because 2023 taught us ...read more »
2024 Archive: The "Houdini" Dua Lipa
Why was the host gone? Because like Dua Lipa, he did a "Houdini" ...read more »
2024 Legacy: The "Pink Skies" Zach Bryan
Why was the 4th so "Folky"? Because the sunrise and the sunset we...read more »
2024 Classic: The Beetlejuice Beetlejuice (Teasers)
Why was the 4th so "Spooky"? Because Michael Keaton was coming ba...read more »
2024 Vintage: The The Fall Guy Stunts
Why did the Dad jump over the bonfire? Because Ryan Gosling made ...read more »
40 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar & Auto-Tune” Edition
In 2009, Independence Day felt like the dawn of a new digital obs...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Robot Dog" Security
Why was the dog metallic? Because the family got a "Spot" from Bo...read more »
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2024 Legacy: The Furiosa Road War
Why was the drive to the beach so intense? Because George Miller ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Beyond the Spider-Verse
Why were there 50 different versions of the parade? Because "Mult...read more »
2025 Archive: The 3D-Printed Meat
Why was the burger so... symmetrical? Because it was "Cultivated ...read more »
2024 Archive: The "Austin" Dasha
Why was everyone line-dancing? Because the TikTok trend made us a...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Caught it! A wild funny joke appeared!
I am so excited! I am so... laughing!
I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.
Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’... with laughter!
Smashing! Absolutely smashing humor!
Ma-ia-hii, Ma-ia-huu! Laughing in my webcam!
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