Why did the billionaire go to space? Because the Earth was too “down to earth” for his ego. He’s just “spacing” out.
Part of the 106 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Evergreen & Bernie’s Mittens Edition (2021) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Respect my authoritah! This is funny.
Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!
I am listening... and I am laughing.
mOcKiNg SpOnGeBoB sAyS tHiS iS fUnNy.
#funny #joke #retro #90s