2021 Classic: The Peacemaker

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🔥 Top 10: The Light Bulb Joke Archive: 1995–2025

How many brunettes does it take to change a light bulb? Three. On...read more »

In 2016, the world was a strange mix of augmented reality and ret...read more »

How many safety inspectors does it take to change a light bulb? F...read more »

In 2008, pop culture went into "serious" mode. Christopher Nolan ...read more »

How many writers does it take to change a light bulb? Ten. One to...read more »

How many orthopedic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?...read more »

In 2019, we reached the end of an era. The Avengers assembled one...read more »

In 2003, the world actually went dark during the Northeast Blacko...read more »

How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb? None. They...read more »

How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None. T...read more »

In 2017, the world was spinning—literally. Fidget spinners were i...read more »

How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb? One. But ...read more »

How many Microsoft engineers does it take to change a light bulb?...read more »

How many managers does it take to change a light bulb? None. They...read more »

@SimCity_Mayor07/22/1998 03:15Reticulating splines... and laughing hard!

@Backstreet_Fan08/28/1995 12:03I want it that way... the funny way!

@American_Psycho_P09/18/1997 13:47I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.

@Grinds_My_Gears02/02/2005 01:49You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!

@Illidan_Blind10/17/2009 05:57I cannot see, but I can hear the funny!