Why was he so emo? Because in 2022, Robert Pattinson proved that fighting crime involves 90% whispering in the rain and 10% actually being a billionaire.
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Science rules! But jokes are a close second.
It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!
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ERMAHGERD! JERRKKS!