Why were the goals being cancelled? Because a toe was offside in a video room 200 miles away, making every celebration “pending approval.”
Part of the 47 Sports Jokes: The 2019 “The Bounce & Tiger’s Roar” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Skydiving Leap
A sport where you only have one chance to be a beginner.My skydiv...read more »
45 Sports Jokes: The 1997 “Ear-Bites & Tiger’s Roar” Edition
In 1997, sports went from "intense" to "completely insane." It wa...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Streaming" War
Why did I need six apps to watch one game? Because in 2025, the o...read more »
2025 Archive: The LeBron & Bronny Duo
Why was the Lakers' locker room so polite? Because you can’t tras...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Inside the NBA" Move
Why were we watching Shaq and Chuck on a different channel? Becau...read more »
The Marathon Struggle
Running 26 miles just to get a free banana.I told my friend I was...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "AI" Coach
Why did the sideline look like a Silicon Valley office? Because e...read more »
52 Sports Jokes: The 2023 “The Joker’s Ring & The Kelce Bowl” Edition
In 2023, the sports world was about ending droughts and starting ...read more »
A man joins a soccer team...
A man joins a soccer team and his new teammates inform him, "At y...read more »
The Cycling Gear
Spending $5,000 to look like a colorful sausage.I bought a profes...read more »
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2025 Classic: The "Prime Time" Colorado Exit?
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Loading this took forever on 28.8k, but I am ROFLing now.
Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.
That was intense... and funny!
Choose life. Choose a joke.
You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!
Mood: Amused. Music: 90s Pop.
At least I have my jokes to keep me company.