2010 Archive: The Graduation
What do you call a lawyer who specialized in “Foursquare Defamation” in 2010? “A person who is now very good at Yelp reviews.” Part of… Read More »2010 Archive: The Graduation
2010 Archive: The Craft Beer Snob
“Does this IPA have notes of grapefruit and broken dreams?” Part of the 70 Bar Jokes: The 2010 “Inception & Instagram Launch” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2010 Archive: The Craft Beer Snob
2009 Classic: The Tweed
I’m “classic.” Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
2009 Classic: The Twilight Saga (New Moon)
Why was 2009 the year of “Team Jacob”? Because Taylor Lautner spent 6 months in the gym just to prove that being a werewolf is… Read More »2009 Classic: The Twilight Saga (New Moon)
2009 Vintage: The 2012 (Movie) Fan
“The world is ending in three years! Who cares about the light?!” Part of the 64 Light Bulb Jokes: 2009 – The Blue Avatar Glow… Read More »2009 Vintage: The 2012 (Movie) Fan
2008 Archive: The Potato
I’m a “couch” potato watching the Olympics. Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified
2007 Vintage: The Super Mario Galaxy Fan
One, but they have to orbit the ceiling twice before screwing it in. Part of the 57 Light Bulb Jokes: 2007 – The Year the… Read More »2007 Vintage: The Super Mario Galaxy Fan
2007 Legacy: The Mad Men Nap
“I’m ‘working’ on the couch.” “Don Draper didn’t drool on the pillow during his power naps.” Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2007 “Touchscreens & Total… Read More »2007 Legacy: The Mad Men Nap
2007 Archive: The Calendar
I’m “dating” my digital life. Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified
2007 Vintage: Gossip Girl
Why were we all “XOXO”-ing? Because in 2007, Blake Lively and Leighton Meester taught us that being rich in New York meant your secrets were… Read More »2007 Vintage: Gossip Girl