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2009 Classic: The Twilight Saga (New Moon)

 Why was 2009 the year of “Team Jacob”? Because Taylor Lautner spent 6 months in the gym just to prove that being a werewolf is 10% howling and 90% refusing to wear a shirt.

Part of the 38 Celebrity Jokes: The 2009 “I’mma Let You Finish” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@AOL_Keyword_Jokes12/26/2009 06:22Standard classic. Never gets old.
@Men_In_Black_K04/20/2014 16:08We are the best kept secret... of humor.
@Snatch_Mickey09/29/1996 05:30Do ya like dags? And jokes?
@One_Does_Not_S03/25/2010 07:23One does not simply read one joke.
@AOL_Chat_Veteran10/24/1997 22:58Settle down everyone, a new joke just dropped.
@Boxxy_Queen08/17/2015 12:55I’m not trolling, this is actually hilarious!
@Slow_Clap_Guy12/09/1998 17:51...Clap... Clap... Clap. Bravo!

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