Why was 2009 the year of “Team Jacob”? Because Taylor Lautner spent 6 months in the gym just to prove that being a werewolf is 10% howling and 90% refusing to wear a shirt.
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Standard classic. Never gets old.
We are the best kept secret... of humor.
Do ya like dags? And jokes?
One does not simply read one joke.
Settle down everyone, a new joke just dropped.
I’m not trolling, this is actually hilarious!
...Clap... Clap... Clap. Bravo!