2010 Archive: The Graduation

What do you call a lawyer who specialized in “Foursquare Defamation” in 2010? “A person who is now very good at Yelp reviews.”

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A lawyer brought a "Brain-Wave Recording" to court to prove his ...read more »

Why did the judge use a digital gavel? To "mute" any lawyer whos...read more »

A lawyer was sued for "negligent prompting" after his AI-generat...read more »

In 1996, the legal world went digital—sort of. If you didn’t have...read more »

Twelve people picked to decide who has the better suit.A jury con...read more »

Professional courtesy exists even in the deepest parts of the oce...read more »

In 2009, "disruption" became the favorite word of people who didn...read more »

A lawyer spent 50 hours looking for a client's private key. He b...read more »

In 1995, the legal world was obsessed with "The Trial of the Cent...read more »

A lawyer cited a law that was passed in the year 2040. He argued...read more »

A lawyer represented Harley Quinn to sue the Joker for "failure ...read more »

Scientists used lawyers for a "Simulated Reality" study. The law...read more »

A lawyer sued OpenAI for "making legal advice too accessible to ...read more »

An invention born from the ultimate tug-of-war over a penny.How w...read more »

@Encarta_User12/08/1998 17:00I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.

@Backstreet_Fan09/23/1999 18:53I want it that way... the funny way!

@Melrose_Place_Fan08/05/2007 14:26Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.

@C++_Dev_9809/28/2015 14:46I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.

@Project_Mayhem02/21/1998 06:29Our first rule: Laugh at everything.

@Hide_The_Pain_H04/30/2001 19:34I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.

@Animated_Mail_G05/13/1999 09:36The spinning envelope told me to come here.

@Habbo_Hotel_Fan08/28/2000 05:13Great joke! Meet me at the lobby!

@Shut_Up_Money01/23/2006 08:09Shut up and take my laughter!