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2007 Vintage: Gossip Girl

 Why were we all “XOXO”-ing? Because in 2007, Blake Lively and Leighton Meester taught us that being rich in New York meant your secrets were narrated by Kristen Bell.

Part of the 31 Celebrity Jokes: The 2007 “Touchscreens & Umbrella” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Married_With_Kids07/16/2012 00:34Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!
@Silk_Road_Ghost04/16/2014 02:13Trading jokes in the shadows.
@Sailor_Moon_Cry10/11/2002 14:15In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!
@He_Man_Power12/06/2010 03:19I HAVE THE POWEEEEER... to laugh!
@Scumbag_Steve_X02/12/2009 09:19Borrows your computer, leaves the joke window open.
@Guestbook_Signer11/01/1997 05:56Just stopping by to say: COOL SITE!
@Infoseek_Explorer10/16/2007 10:39Seeking info, found a laugh. Mission success.

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