I’m “dating” my digital life.
Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Ehhh Macarena! Funnier than the dance!
Transferring laughs at high speeds.
I knew you’d laugh at this.
A joke for the end of the world.
All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
Do ya like dags? And jokes?
Can you smell what the joke is cookin?!
All your jokes are belong to us! Take off every zig!
Digg this joke! It’s going to the front page!
I see what you did there. Clever!