Why did Bill Clinton refuse to dance the “Macarena” at the DNC? Because as President, he knew that “swinging your hips left and right while going in circles” was already the official definition of his foreign policy.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Better than a headshot in Complex!
As if! This is too funny.
That was intense... and funny!
The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.
That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.
Everything is fine. I’m just laughing.
You’ve been tagged... with a funny joke!
True story! I was there!