2007 Vintage: The Super Mario Galaxy Fan
One, but they have to orbit the ceiling twice before screwing it in. Part of the 57 Light Bulb Jokes: 2007 – The Year the… Read More »2007 Vintage: The Super Mario Galaxy Fan
2006 Classic: The “Crocs” Invasion
What was the scariest footwear of 2006? Colorful foam clogs with holes in them that people actually wore outside of a hospital or a garden.… Read More »2006 Classic: The “Crocs” Invasion
2005 Vintage: The Pager
My doctor’s pager went off. He said, “I have to go, my MySpace profile just got a new comment.” Part of the 62 Doctor Jokes:… Read More »2005 Vintage: The Pager
2005 Archive: The Brokeback Mountain Quote
Why did the project manager sigh? “I wish I knew how to quit you, this spreadsheet.” Part of the 81 Office Groaners: The 2005 “Michael… Read More »2005 Archive: The Brokeback Mountain Quote
2005 Legacy: The Gwen Stefani (Hollaback Girl) Fan
“A few times I’ve been around that track, but I ain’t no hollaback… bulb.” Part of the 65 Light Bulb Jokes: 2005 – The YouTube… Read More »2005 Legacy: The Gwen Stefani (Hollaback Girl) Fan
2005 Legacy: The MRI
“It’s like a giant donut that screams at you.” Part of the 62 Doctor Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube Launch & Grey’s Anatomy” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2005 Legacy: The MRI
2004 Legacy: The Battle of Fallujah
Why was it called “Operation Phantom Fury”? Because after a week of house-to-house fighting, the only things “Phantom” were the insurgents who disappeared into the… Read More »2004 Legacy: The Battle of Fallujah
2004 Classic: The iPod Mini Color
“I got the pink one!” “Does it hold more music?” “No, but it matches my Ugg boots.” Part of the 53 Adult Jokes: The 2004 “Wardrobe… Read More »2004 Classic: The iPod Mini Color
2004 Archive: The 2004 NBA Draft Trade
Why was Shaq in Miami? Because the Lakers chose Kobe and sent the “Diesel” to South Beach, proving that two kings can’t live in the… Read More »2004 Archive: The 2004 NBA Draft Trade
2003 Classic: The Phone Booth Tension
Why Colin Farrell? For proving that an actor can carry a whole movie while trapped in a 3×3 glass box, as long as Kiefer Sutherland… Read More »2003 Classic: The Phone Booth Tension