2005 Vintage: The Pager

My doctor’s pager went off. He said, “I have to go, my MySpace profile just got a new comment.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

My GP doesn't use a stethoscope anymore. He just whispers into hi...read more »

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My surgeon operated on me from a beach in Bali using a VR headset...read more »

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In 2025, medical humor is dominated by the "Silicon Bedside Manne...read more »

@Angelfire_User08/27/2000 12:11Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.

@T9_Texter08/07/1996 23:294-2-4-2-2! (H-A-H-A-A)

@Sixth_Sense_Cole09/08/1999 11:55I see funny people... everywhere!

@Brazil_Terry_G07/19/1998 17:28Bureaucracy is boring, but this joke isn’t.

@Mr_Blonde_Dance08/14/2009 00:04Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.

@Anonymous_User09/15/2006 08:56We are many. We are laughing.

@Social_Media_G05/21/2000 19:04I’m going to poke you for this joke!