1997 Classic: The Surgeon’s Fee

He asked for $10,000 upfront. I asked if he took trade-ins. He didn’t want my 1992 Honda.

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

I asked if they cover 'Neural-Glitches'. They said, "Only if you ...read more »

"The AI will perform the surgery." "Is it safe?" "It hasn't crash...read more »

In 2007, psychiatry became a battle against the "Touchscreen Delu...read more »

Modern healthcare summarized in one quick interaction.My doctor t...read more »

It hit 200 when the AI said my insurance is "Statistically Improb...read more »

"This might hurt." "My teeth?" "No, the fact that I’m 'Syncing' t...read more »

"Your heart rate is 160." "I just saw my 'Biological Age' update!...read more »

In 2016, the medical world faced a new epidemic: "augmented reali...read more »

When you don’t like the diagnosis, just ask for a compliment.The ...read more »

"I can't read this." "It's because it's written in 'Binary'."Part...read more »

In 2003, medical humor was dominated by the irony of living in a ...read more »

"Your bones are 100% organic. That’s very rare in 2025."Part of t...read more »

In 2021, medical humor shifted from the fear of the unknown to th...read more »

He sent me to a specialist who only takes appointments via 'Neura...read more »

@Pokemon_Blue11/06/2008 20:49Caught it! A wild funny joke appeared!

@Hanson_Fan_9708/15/2013 19:43Mmmbop, ba duba dop... that is funny!

@Terminator_2_Fan03/25/2002 11:39Hasta la vista, baby! Funny!

@Grumpy_Cat_Real11/04/2010 11:05I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).

@Reddit_Original07/10/2003 16:33The front page of the internet... in 1999!